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Who Killed the Page Wizurd? LP

by MR. JHAK & MR. OWL

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1.
Prologue 00:42
2.
Beacon 04:57
Ya'll niggas can flick my Bic Spitting that ill shit on the radio like I ain't listening But I got ears, my dears I got a tongue so sharp Cut through wind then Deliver strings serene and serenade like a harp Bars black you out so much, you be scared of the dark How I talk - Is much more persuasive than my walk So I hark Stop smoking man I never been a quitter! I make shit liver, chopped up for diner, my center Of gravity is lifted Once upon a time I lost my mind So It's sublime in my raps... It's your own fault for dabbling in the dark arts of rap now I awaken Roll rappers in the mud, then I slaughter them and cook them like bacon Now they know the real meaning of hating Ya'll nigga's rap? Well man I'm waiting I'm so fed up with ya'll, I got to make my own shit to sate my craving And I don't need nobodies participation I can do it on my own god dammit! So who wants to try a run with this Jhak rabbit? By the time I'm done, ya blind like sun and your mind's full of static Yeah that shit's tragic Merc'd you with some poetry like Hamlet You ever hear a nigga spit like this? Flow come with list of different flavors Melting in my mouth, how you want it now or later After while crocodile Raps sonic boom like Guile and legendary like the fucking Nile So tell a nigga, how you like me now? As I lay me down to sleep, I Pray for this beacon my soul to keep, and If I die should before I wake, well This Beacon will deliver my soul away Ok Back to my element I'm Hip-hoptelligent And never been lost, or crossed By the Lord when I was a boy I couldn't sin so, I had to play with toys And I only win Cuz this grin, on my face Is for ya'll who be hustling Ya'll who be busting in Ya'll who be stressing him And I dare not tell, but I dare try to sell The truth of the, truth of the, truth of these streets And creep through the ether to become a creature Cuz my next feature is so hard I can't explain what this pain Does to a mortal, I sift through a portal, and erupt your quarters Damn, I'm a captain Call me Mr. Jhak - O- Lantern to be exact And I'm the Pumpkin King: the underground's last savior And all of ya'll get what you paid for! As I lay me down to sleep, I Pray for this beacon my soul to keep, and If I should die before I wake, well This Beacon will deliver my soul away As I lay me down to sleep, I Pray for this beacon my soul to keep, and If I die should before I wake well This Beacon better save my ass today Now there's a lot of emcees, but they get bust like chestnuts Mouth hung open, what the fuck, a lot of dumb luck Cuz all these butt niggas start to come up like pastries Hot out the oven Till I crack the sound barrier and flatten em like an English muffin Your hard stares do not scare me You weak like a lactose nigga drinking dairy Me? I'm the Hulk like Terry Hogan, strolled them, can't console them, so I prose dim Say I'm grim? Na man I'm Mr. Jhak The reaper that's my cousin So stunting and fronting will surely get your ass smashed up like stuffing In these cold streets, especially when the money's deplete So everybody and they mom, try to live off deceit But when the cold calm creeps to, seep through the cracks Insanity and malicious comes to make an attack But everybody turns their back, like it don't involve me But see, that's the problem, we all can't allow the brim To be filled till it sloshes So I suggest you just pack up and take your losses
3.
Agimotto 03:40
Shazam! It's the sorcerer supreme Rapping mean, on the scene, of the mystical plane You exhaust while I riposte, cuz your rhymes too plain DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? I turn dried up lame dirt, pervert, enrich it Saint Nicholas, can't fuck with this Midas touch Here comes a rush of brick bars that pass through nominally While you chronically try to stop me Watch me, the E=Mc2, and I declare war So come and get me (Come on and get me) But it won't be easy, like finding a clean sleazy Cuz ya'll niggas is deezy bags Quick in drag, fake to brag So my words like to play freeze tag FREEZE TAG! Then Agimotto said ALL BEEF MUST BE DEVOURED! Turn sweet into sour Seconds into hours Check it if you think I got bad credit No get to stepping (Enter chorus here) Agimotto Arise to disguise denies and lies of the people's decries! Agimotto Arise to defy goodbies and dawn the people's demise! Agimotto! Arise! The spaceship whirled down and I ground it with my Boomstick Don't be slick There shall be no exploration of this rift In your area 51 stealth bomb terrier Bionic interior Intelligence inferior As I equate the, infinite gauntlet, of superior Need me to say it clearer? I'm a super hero And my super power is making stupid rappers disappear yo Agimotto Arise to disguise denies and lies of the people's decries! Agimotto Arise to defy goodbies and dawn the people's demise! Agimotto! Arise! Then reappear! Standing in the frontier of the austere Mister fucking Jhak Tit for tit for tat dawn reign as I slay through the quantum leap To enter your sleep And claw your thoughts, surrender you're caught, your world is rot Steam kettle gleaming, engine revolution And I'm the iron giant, the end of evolution! Then Agimotto said Pop pop, not a god damn thing nice try So let's say hello to the mutha fuckin bad guy.... Hi
4.
Mr. Jhak 05:14
Blue lighter arise To flame my thoughts That consume the Doom of these people I seek to Destroy like all humans, cuz this shit gets humid All that fucking cool shit Man I can't keep up, like what the fuck I'm losing my gut, so much, it's hard to keep up the Melodramatics Systematics keep me running like I'm Jackie Robinson Now I'm going for the base And I will smack the taste Out of the next nigga's mouth whom get's my face, then skate Like Christmas time And Jesus Christ know the divine When he see it, and he done peeped it! Mr. Jhak attack the fact of rap And niggas get, Jhaked like queens and pop them things That will leave niggas vanquished Is it sanctioned? You bet it is nigga Mr. Jhak rug rat like a babysitter? Is he sicker? You bet god dammit I'm an animal And I'm betting with these spells that I toss it'll damage you And it don't matter who Got the power, still wet like shower Ummmmmmm I connect the time like an hour, crook town doubter Shank art robber Street fighting, mortal kombat pit fighter Twenty four mac-7 Jhak Bauer I'm puffing like flower And I'll boil you like you lobster Havey Dent and Two Face niggas no problem No one hotter Sun look downward And say god damn man I sure am sour (Put me back in the fucking box) Lets get high my niggas Touch the sky my niggas Let's get high my niggas And touch the sky! Mr. Jhak - Tit for tat O'lantern to be exact Ya'll niggas pages in my book Just go ahead and look You'll find you nigga's hyphens in my speech The eerie feeling in my creep And benefits I reap and Na dogg I don't sleep Cuz beds seriously give me the nightmares I wake up in a puddle of sweat with no hair It's unfair And I'm sure the allure, smells pure But God used to lure sure beings impure And I'm the boy Jhak the unlord Dismantle the annual Press and assess to regress the stress that bless The king three times mighty a number and I keep logs like a lumber Rappers get overencumbered Long roads be ahead Signs over read: You go against Jhak you're sure to be dead So ponder like think If I really threw the kitchen sink Then doesn't that mean that the fat lady sing? And, doesn't that deem on the chord so thin? Fuck, I'm swimming upstream on the melody again So doesn't that mean that Mr. Jhak sin? I guess I win again Cuz these niggas fold like tin Fake like ten dub rims Don't get stomped by Tims And then get shelled up like M&Ms And purgatory condemns The lord keeps them waiting I keep debating Jhak raps inflation of whack artist beration Venus' temptation Greatness abbreviation And it's all activation That's why I keep my senses failed I'm sick, When I exhale you lose entrails Cuz I got bars like Windows Excel and blow weed like I'm Dave Chappelle In the nineties, you can't find me, on a different plane B Your cute fucking raps slay me like a dragon so roll like wagon One more time dogg Jhak O fucking Lantern In brightest day In blackest night No rapper shall escape my sight Or it's they head I bite So fuck being polite I feel excite, when I kill a fucking whack rap Head decapped Just to make sure ain't no coming back Jhak attack see! Then swing away Signing off
5.
Look Since I was a young bunk luck was upon me I got this lucky charm flow From the end of a rainbow Now these kid rappers want to shun me Cuz they know that I come with the best Without rest I bless then Make your sensories digest The pure kaleidoscope of sound Make your ears break on the rebound I'm profound I kicked open to expose; the vast treasure I behold From centuries past And at last, I have witnessed true knowledge Not the shit that they spit, unlegit in college But from the trees rooted through the wealth of violence Solemn, solitary silence - Strictly radiates from my talent You live off emotions, I live off of logic As death comes to save you and life will just berate you Eternity enslaves you so wave dude To your past life full of strife Looking down the tunnel, ain't no light Just perpetual dark nights and pain invites your soul To Endlessly spiral into insanity So go ahead and live your life full of vanity Someone's picking off hero rappers Biggie - Pac - Pun - Easy E - OBD And now somebody wants to kill me I feel like I'm being watched like what time is it? I feel that spidey tingling in my back like when I'm kidding Sometimes I'm just bedridden cuz I feel unforgiven But the days that I'm living unfold like a dancing ribbon Infinite words shatter the fourth wall of repentance As the fame lays down upon the plow of a gimmick But of course there's a force unbalance that renders me timid But that won't stop me from eating like a pic-a-nic [Underverse] God damn a shot of Jhak sure does sound tempting Let me cut to the bar so I can find what's missing At the end of this glass, once surpassed is the liquor in the belly Got this whole world spinning Hick! I need an Alka-Seltzer and a few minutes It's hard not to drink yourself in a whirlpool While our economy is controlled by fools Stealing all our money while their saying it's all cool Medical care comes to those with the right social tools and I really never seen a jewel, but I know what shining looks like Just picture me flowing on this mic Yo, times are getting tight all around me I try to be an emcee, but things seem to stand in my way Life's a mystery, the struggle is the history I'm paranormal. You can say I'm strange Like the doctor. But I don't pick at brains I just preserve and observe every thought, every action So, I can point out the weakest fraction That needs some collapsing And just because I want to speak my mind Ya'll niggas wanna whine But just let me remind you, true is the best vitamin Take it before you sleep and when you wake up Now keep up I suspect someone's picking off hero rappers Biggie - Pac - Pun - Easy E - OBD And now somebody wants to kill me All this stylish cool shit, can't keep up who's to blame Cuz while you niggas are stealing whips and chains We all fall closer to the slave Aim at the brain? Ya man I'm picking at the mind's disease And my verbal hypnotics, flow's pneumonic Drown emcees in a thought seize Homie please You all got to come a little harder If you not trying to be another rap martyr People tend to think you are slum if you are fresh and new But in this case yo that is not true I will linger like a residue, which you cannot wipe I'm addictive to your ears like a finger to a type And at night I can't sleep Thought tendrils sway in random directions in my mind And the only way to lock it up is go into another rap grind Now I'm halting nigga's progress like a stop sign Discipline, hard will, the divine Lyrically combust into ashes that combine as I climb to the holy prime Known as zenith While you stick to the limp, like a dead penis It's phenomenal, cuz when it's your time to go Everything you know seems to be worthless Surrounded by your life's curses Pain reimburses Shattered your thoughts with my verses So think about it Why would they want to kill me? I suspect someone's picking off hero rappers Biggie - Pac - Pun - Easy E - OBD And now somebody wants to kill him As I ash into dust Lyrically combust Powered by lust No one can adjust Move you like bus Fuming like must Eating the Earth's crust WE ALL DIE SOMEDAY!
6.
Cold shoulder I think about the times when I used to rhyme about squeezing nines I swore I was on my prime My dictionary mind didn't shine I gave up when I first got eaten, beaten in a cipher Now I have a life to live and when I first hit weed my soul was freed And on the first time I tripped I skipped to another land Where I became encrypted, lifted, and gifted Now my thoughts are my rhymes And my rhymes are my soul now Losing self control now Slow down, give me a minute man I'm Hip-hop scented Scratch and sniff the Heavenly bliss That reminisce the Good times and let em roll Cold Shoulder Pick a toll Cold Shoulder Collapse the control and Break down the foundation No more adulation Cuz affirmation Patronizes acceleration And dwarfs the multiplication Cold Shoulder Believer your visualization Cold Shoulder Sweeter you'll be tasting, your life won't be wasting Show a little haste and Cold Shoulder Just stop aching I'm only getting older So number one has to be looked upon and there can be only one Cuz two ones make eleven, yo, and I'm betting That lyrically can't nobody stick with me Teflon slick nigga Baron Jhak it's a rap Cold Shoulder Turn the beat on like a lap dance Romance? I done seen it and changed for it But the Cold Shoulder is what I got Hells Bells! My heart got balled in a knot, but now I rock Knock knock Who's there? Mr. Jhak and I'm sure he's aware Every other rapper just wants to compare So the next nigga that talk about rhymes better go climb Into a clandestine location Cuz what you facing will get you erased and Lyrical, psychotic bolts, they'll be tracing I'm just waiting To eat away this pain Nigga's bout as hard as bubbles from champagne I don't aim to please no more I aim to maim the gore, cuz life's too raw But the sunlight keeps me moving I can't be done, I got so much more to prove and Abusing my insides, personalities collide And when you cry You confide Solace within the Wizurd The rapping Jhak blizzard Hey wait! I got a new complaint Forever dead to your Pieces lies I tried to deny but the Cold Shoulder Draws me closer Cold Shoulder Keeps me warmer Cold Shoulder Keeps me stronger Now I last longer Give me the bloody baton so I can move on Cold Shoulder Should of told ya, Jhak Frost get colder Cold fucking Shoulder I'm slipping into darkness and the Cold Shoulder give me targets And that's right I ain't shit But the last time I checked I got envy from this toilet so don't soil it Cold Shoulder What you niggas get ten times over Cuz Mr. Jhak bars got range like a rover Green in this shit, like a four leaf clover Meanwhile, I'm running shit like a motor I got the fucking quota Water on the rocks you can skid And I'm sure You will get destroyed kid Cuz I am out of my gourd kid And it's simply fucking morbid [Underverse] Jeez Louise and a side of sassafras You see the ass on that lass? I did but kid you, see the Jhak new shit? It vents your wig and god forbid This nigga don't quit, ya dig? The Cold Shoulder keeps him balanced Cold Shoulder gives him talent Cold Shoulder I got to admit that guys legit, got pure commit But won't let permit whack flows Seems these days niggas wanna show bio-rhythm to the beat But keep their words kool-aid sweet Jhak Still looking for someone to compete but shit is looking bleak So he needs to just air them out And let the Cold Shoulder roll em like a boulder Eye of the beholder North polar shoulder Mr. Jhak the fact of rap, Nekromonger soldier
7.
Exactly free what's it mean Exactly what you want it to be Since I was three third eye could see Nekromongers came for me I couldn't be anymore free Instrumental flowetry So follow me follow we into apoca-poerty You ever wonder when The sun's gonna end? Just explode I know we can't outrace time So I grind My thoughts to my rhymes Now forever, I shall steep in my prime Melody's my heart Please don't squeeze, it bleeds the sublime Everybody hear this, know I exceeded time So shackle my mind Construct the divine It's what I deserve For living on the curve of the deterred But you heard That my words Transform the worms into birds Now who's the predator? Ain't nobody competitor and never the mind gets weak I rub that shit clean till it squeaks You rain? I sleet, complete with tachyon strands As I swirl my hands gently through the mist of existence To make all in my image There shall be no resistance Mr. Jhak eternal instrument I come with temperament, it's how I'm made To make it move like a Uhaul, niggas got blue balls they can't fuck with me It's not a luxury, but luckily I'm not here to beef So now the world sighs in relief Exactly free what's it mean Exactly what you want it to be Since I was three third eye could see Nekromongers came for me I couldn't be anymore free Instrumental flowetry So follow me follow we into apoca-poerty You ever wonder then If new life in spite the sour, sprouts from the hours? The sky dims dry getting fouler Corny rappers do anything for a dollar But I don't jump hoops or run with groups It's just me One man walking rap symphony And with these raps, I shall live for eternity, it hurts On my way to the next universal Studio work This jerk with the smirk Spurt the words that gave power to the great ones of Hip-hop And I'm next in line Fresh like pine Definition of define So shackle my mind Construct the divine And then you shall see The birth of a butterfly without ever being a caterpillar Death comes to those who stand in my center Then I will make a song about it so every living soul will remember This Jhak match box burst into flames like an ember with Bars that I'm thankful for giving like November But one day I will Take a bunch of Nyquil Then hit some weed, and we shall see, if I can be, eternally Instrumentally Free Of rap And Jhak Exactly free what's it mean Exactly what you want it to be Since I was three third eye could see Nekromongers came for me I couldn't be anymore free Instrumental flowetry So follow me follow we into apoca-poetry
8.
Future 02:08
I can see the future Parallel dreams Clouds of self esteem Leaving them As I lean them condemned Tied to my vocal matter of fact I need to stop smoking Not the fact of croaking But the nicotine starts evoking Cuz I put my lips on where I'm quoting Bars that start floating and builds a chilled coating in the sky As you scratch your head pondering why I am the future Level of succession that surpasses the equal masses and As you all drone like molasses, I'm growing like green pastures Looking for the anti-life Madder than the hatter, I'm flattered but I don't take nicely to banter! I'm the definition of, legs on cancer And the and the almighty answer of the omega And you alph-alpha rappers are better off Drowning yourself while you're washing your face cuz I shape a space that you can't escape Mushy inside like a grape Hung you over like a drape, nigga see my cape? Super hero, and the future so follow the beat It's like putting your ears to the concrete and I ain't complete without a bag of weed Or a fine chick right beside of me Other than that, I'm rap sodomy Determination, eradication, increase acceleration cuz I been waiting To push my will beyond limits, so I can never finish Cuz my life will never diminish Man am I fucking speaking Finnish? As God as my witness I will protect this...
9.
A million ways to die Stabbed, shot, cheated, and lied on and now your time goes away So I smoke, cuz I like to know when I go But it seems that the hate follows my flow, I know niggas wanna kill me Cuz I spill ill real feel me Get shot like whiskey Get hung like I'm back in the 60s Or tossed of a cliff like a frisbee, but really I try to understand, we all don't bite the hand that feeds them Get me mad enough, I'll give you a reason I foresee you yelling, I can't stop the bleeding Dim Mak! Just say matte I don't fear the veil of the beyond, but my thoughts seem kinda fond Of what is to come when we all correspond to that inevitable time And we all want to keep our minds closed to the matter But one day your brains will be scattered And your soul will leave its fleshy tomb Or that's what some assume, bloom to a different understanding Purgatory's been branded And as you remand this stand, your memory turns to sand And now you standing in the land of the lost a lot of things in my day But life seems to move that way Don't get attached Cuz one day your whole world will be detached So catch twenty-two and chew on the proverbial view Of askew lights, as you recite, your Hail Mary's and chants CUZ WE ALL GET RELIGIOUS WHEN WE ARE ABOUT TO BE PUT IN THE GROUND LIKE PLANTS! An altered state of mind is how I live Dig deep through the thoughts of consciousness Don't want to get caught Only fear's to be forgot Wrought in dire straits As I stare at Death's gates I know you hate me But dogg you didn't make me And there's no fucking way you can take me So break me, inflate, berate me Jake the Snake D.D.T, implant niggas it's your fate be Rap's innate in me It's enabled me to become Something greater than the one of the Matrix You say shit that you do not mean, or can't prove, or back up You a fiend for the argument And slick talk, quit walking like you are harder than me Can't see, cuz you choose too So be blind, waste of time with your life When the reaper comes to take you A bunch of boo-hoo like I should of done But you are now Nothing son And you shall never see the sun rise again And can't seem to shake the tears away from the eyes of your kin Passed away like wind, and reality blurs Eyes of lies are opened like blood stream from the skin In life There is no win We can all just do better Watch your back, take small strides, grab cheddar Endure the rough times, run the belt like leather Your tears only make the day wetter It won't solve shit, so stop with that fucking gay quip You fucking people are a trip Oh! the webs we weave Just to get over, deceive, can't perceive right from wrong It ain't black and white, but damn dogg You niggas don't really try at all And when the ball is in your court Nothing but procrastination to report Now your passion's distort, and you're lost Can't seem to get across the bridge I ain't lying man, I fib But I can't stay in my crib, cuz these big niggas Try to treat you like a kid nigga This is it nigga No coming back Tit for fucking Tat An altered state of mind is how I live Dig deep through the thoughts of consciousness Don't want to get caught Only fear's to be forgot Wrought in dire straits As I stare at Death's gates As I ash into dust Lyrically combust Powered by lust No one can adjust Move you like bus Fuming like must Eating the Earth's crust WE ALL DIE SOMEDAY! HEY!
10.
We all got days where we just wanna run away Stress packed - Arrested - Development congested Rest is best, less you be hollow and depressed kid Everybody and their Mom got problems And they think that telling me is gonna solve them Nigga I'm just a rapper 23, rhyme kidnapper, disaster Cuz most people live the life of a jester and die in debt Cuz they were never good investors And they money can't buy happiness are you serious? It makes the world spin, kinda grim, quite delirious We go to war for it Our loves ones don't come before it And take another life just to score it But yeah, yeah I get it, it's obsession Like my smoke possession but I'm guessing It's just another trapped, locked caged prison for progression HA! What goes around, comes around Death's the recital, to life's revival To life's revival (Arrested Development) What goes around, comes around Death's the recital, to life's arrival To life's arrival (Arrested Development) What don't kill me will make me stronger Energizer Jhak rabbit will last longer Than you Duracell niggas, get your copper topped Homie I'm forever, however I don't see the genius in life whatsoever But individuality's the lever To a clever, existence And I assist this, co-existence to immerse Which is Jhak's hard fucking verses That put rapper's bars in hearses You should of went to church kid; they talk about me all the time I'm divine And emcees done lost their fucking mind cuz Jhak's sharp like porcupine spine And come in doses, it's gross kid Jhak O'Lantern to the Page Wizurd Where I come from days come in cycles Night comes to stifle I've come to trifle Mastered the pages now I flow like ebon Smoking like Wesson, Smith and Leave these rappers pissing In their pantalones I'm the king of this microphone And the mages call me solomon Mr. Jhak I don't give me back No man I keep it strapped like Jan Sport the rancor has started Rap tarts retarded Sweet tooth I bought it Almond Joy bars so nuts As I axe effect into the new material Reiterate, the hostile motives are bacterial Collage more lines than a serial Number WE ARE NEKROMONGERS! AND WE ALL HUNGER! What goes around, comes around Death's the recital, to life's revival To life's revival (Arrested Development) What goes around, comes around Death's the recital, to life's arrival To life's arrival (Arrested Development) And if it floats shoot its wings You can never be free Can't fly, ask why Cuz you just grow up to die Silicon Valley can't out supply My algorithms computate, equate venom These rappers remind me of cinnamon Sweet, puffed, shook, ready to eat like Entemann's Beginner's luck, what the fuck, Jhak's not witty no pity And I ain't got no change for you And no I ain't have intercourse with your whore dude You lost your job? Get a fishing pole You lost your mate? Just a toke a bowl, nigga no I don't walk around placing blame For the dumb shit that clearly bares my name And after this shit Your life won't be the same So tell me now dogg Who's really to blame?
11.
Interlude 01:30
12.
Kaboom! Fuck nigga, I have come to destroy you And rap till I annoy you, annoy you, annoy you I do it cuz I care Be aware: there's a sheet that greets a warrant for my death cuz my stare Crease rappers to a billion pieces Lock you down like them little white kids on leashes I get dirty like police kid with sixteens like two squids Oh you big? Well I'm taller Jhak got the bean stalk, slay you giants now they smaller Maul you dude cuz, I don't give a fuck Unless you a fine chick then, hoe you can catch my dick Like batter up, cuz I'm hitting home-runs no steroids Came in this game now I'm playing them like Jakk's Pacific Toys bro, yo my flow get magnificent, so pitch a tent I'm augment with the murderous intent, nobody let me vent So I got to pave a way like cement And in my wake a lot of bent out of shape Rappers who tried to escape What the expert doctors call, mentally raped I'm the shit! Scientist have scraped The matter from my toilet, use in the soil kid Now ya'll niggas are smelling my shit I must admit, won't quit cuz I'm rapping out Bitch niggas start acting out, get slapped about Run they mouth, all I hear is clout Leave em full of doubt - Sprout when I route Bars heavy - All gravy Leave you niggas dazy like stout Drown like no water catching trout Get ya'll niggas running out I'll murder you I don't give a fuck son I'll fucking murder you Smother me till I'm struggling I'll fucking murder you Strangle me until I'm turning blue Jhak the ripper homeboy, I'll fucking murder you Everybody wanna talk bars with the bizarre I keep gold bricks, fall slick when I hick Drop lyrical grenades, spread cascades Of internal combustion Now you wasn't, never been, non-existent Man he rap different At least I keep my flow consistent It's not a battle with me It's an abducting To start the - Reconstructing Cuz, I can always use another goon in my ranks If not, then you will fucking walk the plank Cuz I don't take Insubordination - Only admiration Like oh Mr. Jhak you're a sensation! Here's a Grammy! Oh really? Now who fucking run the city? I get in your teeth like grit be Doctor's taking pity But what you expect mother fucker, I'm from Philly? Doom, gloom, hallucinate like shrooms when I step into the room Sweep em like brooms and entomb them emcees that's fake like costumes And soon Another day shall come where there can be only one And dun, I come from a place that will erase you like Arnold These bars should be a rap walk-through Chalk you, watch your mouth Who the fuck you talking to? I'm the wrong one that you should be gawking at dude Send you up shit's creek, canoe. no paddle They say Wizurd's tit for tat rap stab you My jab lines pretty fine like a dime Giving neck like Corona with the lime No I'm fine, shine greatly It's all your fault Cuz you made me, and now you can't take me So hate me, inflate, demodulate, desecrate me And you still won't know how I think, how I talk, man he walk Murder you, verbally, murder spree Now you fucking niggas heard of me Murder spree! Dead is what you fucking niggas deserve to be So come on dogg, try and fucking murder me I'll murder you I don't give a fuck son I'll fucking murder you Smother me till I'm struggling I'll fucking murder you Strangle me until I'm turning blue Jhak the ripper homeboy, I'll fucking murder you Ash into dust Lyrically combust No one can adjust Move you like bus Fuming like must Eating the Earth's crust WE ALL DIE SOMEDAY!
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Mellow Vibes 06:42
Ayo when I spit the mic do somersaults And I jaunt through the melody to, find a pitch Not Hitch, but I'll take your bitch and do her dirty like a lawyer They say Mr. Jhak's bars got miles like a tourer I can stack em eights from, Philly to California Cuz I'm the champ and all ya'll mourners So I work like a foreigner, on the dead like a coroner My rhymes play the song like it's easy So I'm the rap STD And I creep through the ether This time my demeanor will be sweeter What can I say, yo, I'm a healer My mellow vibes fill ya, then reel ya Till your head blows off like a toupee Hey Hey! The pages that burn seem to turn when my heart yearns For another galaxy to dominate, so I nominate this Holy junction Across the humanity divided So my pumpkin head can lit! End the first transmit Success is what you make it Stimulate to shake it Rise just to break it Confine to forsake it Mellow Vibes keeps my mind Positively in symphony And one day, my legend will asunder me What am I looking for? Another soul searching tour? Get high till I touch the floor? It's ironic, we all fall into life so catatonic It's the state we choose. we can't take the mortal bruise And the mental loses Most of us walk around confused kid And don't know what they want and just front But I'll be blunt, you got to confront your own self for mental wealth And then your ego's health blossoms, but you play possum Stop him, he speaks to much truth It's not my fault, half of ya'll all less of the ruth Rotten apple infect the tooth when I bite then I be bed ridden for days Eyes over glazed But I still babble Rhymes cast no shadow Perfected my flow, playing Scrabble While you niggas dip and dabble, in ya fucking rabble Now the tables, have turned to the favor Of the fable slayer, conveyor Of what's on my mind like Am I ready for the limelight Or is Mr. Jhak just full of hype? I can tell you man that I'm black like Wesley Snipes Then I smoke till my pipes get tied, then I write Most cats say I'm a sight to see Cuz I spread Mellow Vibes so rhythmically That transcends tranquility Can't really compare them to me, cuz see It's like a race horse standing next to a pony And yeah I'm the horse Come through to pillage you like Norse Vikings, and my bars are too frightening A new heightening into the force It's just the right course, find the source Then we can all live with no remorse And we can all reinforce Our understandings of the world Success is what you make it Stimulate to shake it Rise just to break it Confine to forsake it Mellow Vibes keeps my mind Positively in symphony And one day, my legend will asunder me My mellow vibes makes the night turn to day Why are we ashamed of what we feel and we say? Why do none of us just follow our hearts? Can never finish what we start? How does happiness come apart? Do we know the moment that it happens or be trapped in self denial? Our answers are always miles away Could never tell what love is Living through my days off a substance Loved it, now your boy rapping, Mr. Jhak is stacking Steps to the heavens And I'm sure there will be more than seven Like one million five hundred forty thousand eleven So homie get to stepping Those who walk with me, will radiate on another degree Of strength, honor, and intensity And most shit I hear these days Got no density To the words, shit's for birds, they deserve A fate worse than embarrassment I'm a Hip-hop strategist that statically Emit electric bars emphatically And it don't matter to me - Who you are But my rhymes stretch your ass out throughout the song Hit hard like bong Mellow Vibes clean the lies Confide you will be denied Abide you will chastised no disguise I can see through your lies Stigmatictology denies your decries [Underverse] FULL STOP! All hands on battle-stations so I can rock Everybody flock Cuz I get their hands moving like clocks I'm the reason that you stop drop roll, cuz you can't seem to control And lose the goal Feeling salty like Xmas morning getting coals And everybody knows Jhak's crisp flow kiss like a mistletoe Or the serene view of the quiet snow As it coats the seasons You need to love life cuz you breathing There is not a reason that life should be easy for you Cuz we all got problems Learns who you are, then they dissolve And you evolve To the next stage and the cage that restricts you collapses And you can really find true happiness Out of body - Philosophy like Ghandi Has helped me - Live a life full of bonding And I have felt a lot of emotions And the oceans of my mind have gotten so Ferocious I was lost stranded on an island But I had to swim shore to find myself again... And never think when... Everyday I lived with a grieved sigh It's just the mellow vibes
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Great Scott Doc It's the mic rock, checker one two These emcees coagulated rhymes can't compare to the intensity Cuz when I wake up The Stigmatic lines - they drip from me Mr. Jhak O'Lantern attack - Incredible Hulk niggas down cuz their rhymes to edible I feel like a monster In the booth when I stomp the White dwarf that morph's to anomalies phenomenal Like my rhyming Can't stand to see a nigga like me shinning It's over, you might as well just start miming Cuz my limericks - Have you staying up all night like a strix Talking who who who? Who killed me Slice like a surgeon Drop bombs on your mind like an insurgent You're worthless, get the fuck off my turf, leave you blue like Smurf You need to dewrinkle like shirt - In the dryer Anybody say I ain't hot is a liar Stigmatic bars got you vomiting desire Mr. Jhak - One man mother fucking choir Stigmatic bars long just to be diseased, homie please Living in doubt, I hope you be at ease I damn sure don't live my life only just to please Rather squeeze And infect ever soul with my disease Flow simple threaded Speaking words unleaded World's get shredded I feel lightheaded Ranting and raving won't get you far Cuz I see all from my bazaar - Tis bizarre My infectious reservoir Keep what you kill, it's the Nekromonger way And we all hunger, so it's me that they pray And one day the Underverse will sunder In due time, our take over will chime, then boom like a thunder It'll make you wonder - Is it post apocalyptic? His shit is so cryptic (Jhak's hard speech will leech on the dome piece) Then cease the reach that creep on the lonely And then, that's only sin three So don't look at me like I don't know the divine I slayed the nine - Wizard kings of Heaven Then pulled out the heart of the Beast of Seven Deadly sins and then trashed Lucifer in a bout of violin Shit man, now stigmata seeps from my skin Lagging out my mouth as I laugh again HA! Now they asking Mr. Jhak, damn where you been? And I simply reply... Jesus is in Heaven Stigmatic bars long just to be diseased homie please Living in doubt I hope you be at ease I damn sure don't live my life only just to please Rather squeeze And infect ever soul with my disease Na man you can't rap Give the mic back To this Jhak artist Niggas is straight starving Like Ethiopia - Call them Marvin I'm the first pick in a fresh garden Cuz my rap jargon, sling paradox out the box Got Hip Hop in a thick knot, won't stop Till you niggas are old, dead, withered, and gray I bring the moon out in day Na I'm joking man, you're boy just rap all silly Some say demented - And I always gotta put my two cents in it I'm not the rapper that will rock cars that are rented in a video I'm the kind that will walk on stage at your show and snatch the mic like Start coming at your neck like Hit the deck or get wrecked like Captain Pike (Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!) So reach for the sky like a palm tree, you pilgrim I'll fuck you up like distilled rum Rebuild your broken hills son (Alright let me close my mouth before I really kills them) Mr. Jhak Tit for fucking tat Clobber time on the mic And eat holes through your sweet bars like rats nomnomnomnomnom
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You can call it paranoia but I stay trapped... A million ways to fly Strap wings, kill kings, wake up early morning just to sing Serene songs that prolong life, to the divine mic Tight flow's viciously ripping the pentacle Out reach like a tentacle Paranoid, it's all mental Coincidental, death comes in incrementals My final departure, gives me keen eyes like an archer The end of days are strictly fundamental Eternal instrumental Lacerate, oozes, causes bruises on the beat In my world, no one is safe and death comes to cheap Recycle the end of the week to sneak, snap shut like beak As I leak through to eat you, fuck around deplete you It's true man I live off of simple Burst bubbles like a pimple I told you man, the end of days are all fundamental As I look back when Jhak, didn't know the ways of the world Naive dreams surround me, believe as I bolstered my own self esteem But mean thoughts got me caught up I was too full of hate Anger in my soul made my body conflagrate As I wait, caught by bait, love came to quake And I broke when my everything flaked, so I stared to get baked Now I bake emcees Simply Now they don't want to be around me Out of fear of losing their crown... Now them niggas wanna see me drown The only constant in life is death Which brings the end But then again Pain remains vivid as we live it We all know our souls are black sometimes we all break crimes Man's law or God's Most of us can't see between the lies and can't devise our own agenda Can't live up to what we do so it's easier to not remember It's like the harder that we try The more we get pushed away from our center Still hunger after we eat our dinner Cuz lust, greed, and sanity can never be sated That's why I'm never satisfied and why I'm high Admit it, we're all afraid to die I can smell the fear, it's humble like apple pie But still we can't shy From our reality So cause and effect equates duality Cool becomes normality And the worse escapes it's fallacy I defy! There is no way you can try to sway me To an eternity that I cannot perceive I won't grieve but reprieve shall be handed As my particles are expanded Death's gaze has just landed I don't want to die Man's greatest desire is to fly Past the sky, past the stars, past infinity Transcends masculinity or femininity My life is worthless if nobody remembers me I can feel my organs slow as I approach My consciousness get's white as my vitality get's poached Disdain get's soaked, revoked from the gates Prodded to another level Callous on my hands, like I was working with a shovel Losing pace, make it up, all day, gaining grace Take the middle road, standing lost, can't figure out the mold Shapeless can be shaped with like clay this Existence will flush you like you pissing I know you wishing That everything that you do has value As you turn your back on the faith that entitles you to pure paradise But I think people got a disease they think life Is only normal when there's blight So they can't keep it right And perpetuate their false rites It's not really nice Get you scratching at your head like lice Cuz they jumping on think ice And they don't give a fuck like you don't live twice Spliced with alternating DNA Thought he could save the day but was cast as a run away Won't be seen as a lover another day and Sometimes I just want my soul to lay and Just Never get up again What was in that hit? Shit that ripped Can't get thought box to work Stomach jerks, vision blackens Severe constricts, heart skips beats Can't keep breath, voice slackens Packed into my consciousness There I was hatched into reality Racing forth through teen hospitality I'm sorry Mom, I didn't mean to Make your life unequal I'm sitting through higher learning My patience is churning Cuz I'm yearning To be with her again Her touch transforms into my ultimate sin Now akin to the mic hand As I rock band Perception turns to outlandish red Ribbons! I fear nothing as my soul is spread... Then I see... Goodbye...
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How can I explain? The sheer arcane? That faucets from my brain? Step in my domain, into another land To see my last trick, the Transported Man It's teleportation in laymen's, this door will take me Through time and space - Equal to my matter Die or reappear - I rather take the latter But it don't matter - Mr. Jhak is splatter proof Now poof Surprise! You thought you wouldn't see me? I'm tired of disguising - it's decriminalizing I'm revising, cuz I share this body too so why should you Be on front stage while I'm behind bars like a zoo? Ooo Mr. Jhak rug rat like babysitter? Now, come on mister Jhak O'Lantern will get consumed quickly By the leviathan, higher than, firemen Saving a meth lab on fire It's time for your retirement Yeah sir Cuz you stale and I'm fresh like Spearmint You made a bond with that Agimotto nigga And now it takes a pound of weed just to focus nigga So don't run your mouth like the Olympics or I'll sock that shit right where you be sniffing You must be flipping, tripping Jhak the ridged hammer will get you zipped and Gripped in my Nekromonger assembly Assimilating thoughts you can't take will simply Wipe clean your disobedience Yo, kids these days, I swear to God like, you wasn't born right And don't use my name in vain we May be the same but I'm out the frame and You're in the game so Don't be ashamed cuz Jhak's acclaimed Critically, rid of me? Never Rid of you? By any means necessary In our head you're buried To a dungeon your married Ya fairy No no, not this time don't you get it? I wouldn't come this far if I wasn't committed Page Wizurd's magic has overflowed, so If you want to see a better show That's not default, look over- Stop this Superman, Clark Kent Haven't you heard? I two face niggas like Harvey Dent The coin flipped Excuse me, folks I apologize I don't know what came over me Stop this venomous poetry, the webs we weave I have come to destroy you, you bringer of disbelief Long ago in a galaxy, far, far away You drained my power till my soul defies But to my surprise When I became baptized Your stigmatic nonsense becomes your demise Becomes my demise? I see see through your lies Stigmaticology denies your decries

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'WHO KILLED THE PAGE WIZURD?' is the debut album by MR. JHAK, a Philly-bred emcee with a vivid comic book inspired imagination. This immersive concept record examines the struggle between good and evil forces within each of us, personifying Jhak's dark aspects into a shadowy foe known as the Page Wizurd. Only through rapping is Jhak able to first understand the Page Wizurd's influence over his life, and then attempt to conquer him.

The full-length LP contains 16 tracks of Jhak's vibrant wordplay, matched with a soundtrack of pure MR. OWL production that rides the line between futuristic hip-hop and bass-heavy electronica.  The lead single 'Stigmatic Disease' is receiving strong underground support, listen now.

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released November 24, 2015

Vocals & Lyrics: MR. JHAK
Production: MR. OWL

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MR. JHAK is a Philly-bred emcee with a vivid, comic book inspired imagination. He is affiliated with MR. OWL's Parliament of Strix Records.

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